nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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