I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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