thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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