Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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