id be glad to
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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