id be glad to
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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