what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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