She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
