thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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