well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
no you cant smoke seaweed
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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