i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
