belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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