Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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