I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
My breasts were aching with rage.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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