A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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