I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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