is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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