in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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