Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
