Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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