i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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