You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she pinky promised me she was 18
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
