so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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