It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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