I think scott just propositioned me for sex
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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