need another drink. this is the easiest way
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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