Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
