Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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