I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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