Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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