About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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