Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You need Xanax blowdarts
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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