are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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