I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Pooping to opera.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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