That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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