This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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