Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
