Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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