he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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