Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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