Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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