He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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