that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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