i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Randomize
