You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
