You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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