She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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