bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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