Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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