dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Please don't give away my fajitas
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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